I don’t know about you, but my shower time is my random thoughts time. I think about EVERYTHING under the sun. Today while showering, I thought to myself – you know, I bet my readers could get a good look at the insanity of my brain if I told them everything I thought about while showering today. So. Here it goes…
- I really shouldn’t wait this long to shave my legs. The fact that I have ingrown hairs that look like pimples is a clear sign I’ve been neglecting the razor.
- I need to put children’s toothpaste on our grocery list so I don’t forget even though I’ll probably forget by the time I’m out of the shower.
- Oh my GAWD, where the hell did those spider veins come from?! Gross! I think I need to look into getting those zapped, nothing like nasty purple veins to tell you that you are now 30.
- Wow. My boobs have gotten HUGE! Why can’t they always look like this?! If only my belly didn’t stick out almost as far as them I’d be smoken’!
- Ooh this shampoo smells soooo good. I’m so glad I bought it when I was home. I wish I would have bought another set for when I run out. Luckily this bottle should last me another 3 or 4 months. But then I’m going to be screwed right around the time the baby comes. Ugh. That sucks. But oooh! Maybe when family comes to visit in the winter/spring they can bring me a set.
- It’s pretty crazy how life takes us on so many different paths that leads us to where we are. The tee-tiny decisions we make can sometimes impact us in huge ways later on. Who knew that the state I hated and loathed and called the “fat state” would be the place that I call my “home” state now.
- I wish the girl that cut my hair in West Palm Beach came back to England so she could cut my hair again. So nuts that I go to America to have a Brit cut my hair, but man she was awesome.
- I wonder how much bigger my belly is going to get…forget it…I’m going to get huge.
- I really love showers.
- I hope Cohen is okay and not tearing the house apart downstairs. Oh my gosh, what if something happened to him while I’m up here just soaking in the warm water? Oh Michelle, stop, he’s fine, stop freaking out.
Anyway, yup. I’m sure I had more thoughts, but these are all I could remember. I’m a nut job. It’s all good.
Happy Showering everyone!
xoxo
So funny Michelle!! I’m always in shock when I see my own unshaven legs and always vow to get to them sooner, then I don’t….then I have the million and one random shower thoughts as well. Ha ha!
soooo funny! Your train of thought seems a lot like mine in the shower. I mix a little hip-hop singing in there tho.
I totes think the same random things in the shower, lots about my body and how i need to GAIN weight, ha lucky. and things about how relaxed i feel and the to do list in my head.. blah blah blah. its cool we aren’t the only ones who think/talk to themselves in the shower… kills time, makes a shower more fun!
You’re so cute! I have some of those saaaame thoughts. I actually got out of the shower twice to check on Jonah yesterday morning… I’m a crazy person. :/
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LOL, So similar to my train of thought! Although usually the kids find a way into the bathroom, or they just sit at the door and bang on it, so I know they are safe :p
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